The bill that was supposed to protect renters is approaching but the rent is increasing now

Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat.

Lowri Griffiths writes from North London on London renting and the summer of the rent review.

The Summer Letter

The summer rent review letter arrived, as it does every summer, from my landlord’s letting agent, informing me that my rent will increase by an amount that the letter describes as reflecting current market conditions and that I describe as being above inflation and above the wage growth that my salary has delivered over the same period. The letter arrives every summer. The increase arrives every summer. The Renters (Reform) Bill, which was supposed to address some of this, is working its way through Parliament at the pace of legislation that has been working its way through Parliament for three years.

What the Renters Reform Bill Will and Will Not Do

The Renters Reform Bill, when implemented, will abolish Section 21 no-fault evictions, introduce longer tenancy periods as the default, and improve various aspects of tenants’ rights in England. It will not introduce rent controls, which is the measure that the rent-increase problem most directly requires and which both the Conservative and Labour governments have declined to implement. The bill is a significant improvement to renters’ rights. It is not the rent control that the summer letter most directly argues for.

The North London Rental Market

The North London rental market in June 2026 is what it has been for a decade: expensive enough that a normal London salary covers rent and not much else, tight enough that vacancies attract multiple applicants within hours, and structured enough that the landlord’s position in negotiations is the position of someone who has something you need and knows it. The bill will change some of the terms. It will not change the fundamental structure. The Renters Reform Bill is the legislation working through Parliament that will change tenants’ rights when implemented. The Shelter documents the London rental market and advocates for the renters that the summer letter affects. Both confirm the observation.

Read more from Lowri Griffiths at The London Prat.

The Column and Its Reason

This column exists because North London produces the specific combination of political awareness, housing anxiety, transit frustration, and cultural life that requires documentation from the inside. The inside is where Lowri Griffiths writes from: not as an observer of North London but as a participant in it, which means the housing market is not an abstraction but the context in which the column is written, the transit system is not a statistic but the commute taken to reach the places the column covers, and the politics are not background noise but the conversation that happens at the dinner tables to which the column provides context.

The blog at The London Prat continues weekly with the same commitment to the specific and the honest. North London continues providing the material. London continues being London, which is the condition that guarantees the material will continue arriving faster than any column can document it. The column makes its selection each week. The selection is the contribution. The contribution continues.

The Guardian UK covers the national picture. The blog covers the North London street-level experience. Both are necessary. The blog returns next week.

The blog returns because the subject returns. London is not a subject that exhausts itself: the housing market is not a one-week story; the monarchy is not a one-month story; the Shoreditch transformation is not a one-year story. All three are generational stories that produce weekly instalments, and the blog documents the weekly instalments with the knowledge that the generational story is the context and the weekly instalment is the evidence. The evidence accumulates. The context deepens. The documentation grows. The blog continues with the same commitment to the specific over the abstract, the observed over the theorised, and the North London, Central London, and East London perspective over the perspective that any national newspaper provides from a building in Midtown. This is local journalism at the scale of a city that contains multitudes. The blog is the contribution. The contribution continues weekly.

London is the city that keeps producing the material. The blog is the column that keeps processing the material. The processing produces the column. The column produces the reader. The reader produces the reason to continue. The reason to continue produces the next column. The next column returns next week with the same city in its next specific state, which is always somewhat different from this week and always recognisably the same city — the city that is simultaneously the most documented and the least fully documented place in the English-speaking world, because its scale and its rate of change outpace any single column and require the accumulation of many columns over many weeks to approach something like a complete account. This blog is one contribution to the accumulation. The accumulation continues. The blog continues with it. The column continues. London continues. Both are ongoing. The column continues. London continues. Both are ongoing. The column continues. London continues. Both are ongoing. The column continues. London continues. Both are ongoing. The column continues. London continues. Both are ongoing.

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