Month: April 2026
The Camden Local Elections Will Hinge On Whether It Rains On 7 May
Greens Target Highgate And Kentish Town North; Labour Holds On To The Disco Ball Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat…
6,000 Camden Homes Are Now Short-Term Lets, And The Math Explains Why
Studios Earn £2,000/Month Long-Term Or £4,692 On Airbnb; The Council Cannot Fix This Alone Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat…
Six Phone Thieves Arrested In One Night Is About 0.5% Of The Actual Problem
London’s Moped-Theft Logistics Chain Is, Annoyingly, Quite Well Run Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat contribute reporting from somewhere within…
King Charles At London Fashion Week Is Soft Power Doing Its Quiet Work
British Weather Is Apparently Now A Tourist Attraction, According To CNN Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat contribute reporting from…
North London Has Lost 40% Of The Pubs I Would Have Walked Into At 23
13,000 UK Pubs Closed Since 2000, And Kentish Town Road Tells The Story Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat contribute…
Britain’s Billionaire Count Is Rising and I Cannot Afford a One-Bedroom Flat in Zone 3 and I Am Doing the Math
Lowri Griffiths on the UK’s growing billionaire population, what their existence means for her housing options, and the specific arithmetic…
I Went to the Muse Collectors of London and Brought Something I Was Nervous About Bringing
Lowri Griffiths on attending the creative gathering that the London Prat described as Britain’s fastest growing club, what she brought,…
Britain Is in a Trainer Crisis and I Have Been Wearing the Same Pair for Three Years and Feel Implicated
The National Obsession With Footwear and the Specific Economics of Keeping Up With It as a Regular Person in North…
I Went to the Cereal Killer Cafe on the Day It Reopened and I Have Questions About All of Us
Brick Lane’s Most Controversial Breakfast Destination Is Back and the Queue Is Already Around the Corner Bohiney Magazine | The…
AI Chatbots Are Making Britain Stupider According to Someone and I Have Been Using One to Write My Shopping Lists
The London Prat’s Assessment of AI and British Intelligence Is Something I Have Been Thinking About While Asking ChatGPT Whether…









